That afternoon at the Whale Harbor Inn was spent reliving the previous four days until Mike Mullins had the grand idea to hop into the landship and sail to Key West, so we took off down the Overseas Highway for Mile Marker 0 to watch the sunset. The drive through the lower Keys has a much different “feel” than that of the upper Keys. The lower the number of the mile markers along the Overseas Highway, the slower the heart beats, and the lesser the pressure in the arteries. We stopped on Big Pine Key for fabulous pizza at No Name Pub (no, it is NOT on No Name Key), and at the Blue Hole for a look at indigenous flora and fauna. We saw Key Deer on Bahia Honda which, full-grown, are about the size of German shepherds. I rarely see them these days since the state built the Big Fence for their protection.
We watched the famous Key West sunset from the roof of La Concha, and it surpassed all descriptions I had heard. Although it is beautiful and must be seen with one’s own eyes, it was neither the colors, nor the looking for the elusive Green Flash (two of which I have been lucky enough to see), but the heaviness of the sea air tempered by light breezes, the sounds of buskers along Duval Street and at Mallory Square, the smell of conch fritters being deep-fried, the old open-air Key West bars full of laughing patrons dancing in the sweaty heat, the sight of hundred-year-old tin-roofed homes–wooden, and built to sway in hurricanes, and the throngs of people from all walks and persuasions of life that sent to my mind the Buffett lyrics–“I have found me a home…”.
Later, we ambled down to Captain Tony’s Saloon, which was the last location of Sloppy Joe’s Bar–watering hole of Ernest Hemingway before Sloppy Joe Russell moved one block to the corner of Greene and Duval Streets. This was explained to me by a scruffy little man in the back of the saloon who then introduced himself.
“I’m Tony Tarracino, and I’m running for mayor! Vote for me, will you?”
I explained that I was a tourist, but I wished him luck. He was sans the look of any politician that I had ever seen, but Mike Mullins assured me that he really WAS running for mayor and that the sign being installed by the stage at that very moment –TONY TARRACINO FOR MAYOR–really did bear the name of the man to whom I was speaking. I got a personal tour of the bar by the man himself, which included an explanation of why there are grave markers in the pool room (it was the morgue at one time), a live oak tree growing out of the floor and through the roof, an old skeleton behind the bar, and all manner and sizes of brassieres left by female patrons attached to the ceiling.
“I love women, and they love me! All of them!” declared the little man.
I believed him. A placard on the wall proclaimed that, “All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego. Brains don’t mean a shit.”–Capt. Tony
As we were leaving, the little man winked and pinched me on the posterior.
“Thanks for the luck”, he said.
I ran into Captain Tony again five or six years later, and reminded him of my initial visit and our conversation.
“I won!”, he exclaimed, “Served two years!”
He winked and pinched my hindquarters again, as he did every time thereafter that I had the pleasure of running into him.
Captain Tony died in 2008.. I wish I had gone to his funeral parade, but settled for lighting a candle for him on a fall evening. The Captain had a colorful reputation. After all, he had four wives. He outlived all but the last, to whom he was married for more than forty years. He became another of my “characters of life”. Each time I visit Key West, I go down to 428 Greene Street, toss a quarter over my shoulder into the mouth of the jewfish over the entrance (for luck) and take my seat at the corner of the bar, still half-expecting to see a tiny old man coming across the street from the Kino plaza. That campaign sign is still there by the stage, and I still miss that pinch on the rear. Rest in Peace, Captain.